Writer's Ramblings

Multi-fandom blog!

awwww-cute:

Here we observe the feline displaying a rare, tender moment of appreciation for its slave

awwww-cute:

Here we observe the feline displaying a rare, tender moment of appreciation for its slave

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instagrarn:

subwaywhore:

subwaywhore:

This is what happens when you spill flour on a cat 
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Phantom of the opurra

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saltpeter-pins-and-puns:

itsanexperimentjohn:

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seapenydinuguannuclearbummer:

this is my new favorite video

Hercules reads his script entirely wrong
(reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)

New favorite thing to say when disappointed. 

I shout this all the time and I am only 70% sure people understand the reference

I want to watch A Fish Called Wanda now… 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvbQ4wJak_c

“Go to a coffee shop. Sit by the bar with the glass windows and look out. Look at all the people running to catch a train. All the girls with one too many shopping bags. All the couples too in love to care. Then you’ll see it - a bit of yourself in everyone. And somehow, sitting alone in a coffee shop had never felt so good.”

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(Source: c0ntemplations, via burdge)

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad:

Why the hell did you put a comma there?

Dad:

Do you even know what a participial phrase is?

Dad:

Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.

Dad:

Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?

Dad:

Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.

Dad:

Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.

Dad:

I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.

Dad:

Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.

Dad:

Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.

Dad:

Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.

Dad:

It's like you didn't read the fucking book.

Dad:

Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.

Dad:

*puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*

Dad:

My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.

Dad:

Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...

Dad:

Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.

Dad:

I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.

Dad:

Fuck the government.

Dad:

Fuck the school board.

Dad:

Close the door.

Dad:

Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.

Dad:

I love puns.

Dad:

People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.

Dad:

Please shut up.

Dad:

Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.

Dad:

I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.

Dad:

I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.

Dad:

You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.

Dad:

Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.

Dad:

I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.

Dad:

If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.

Dad:

They act like I care what they think.

Dad:

I hate homework.

Dad:

I have decided to become a politician.

Dad:

What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

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bakeddd:

cadbury creme egg ice cream
click here for recipe

bakeddd:

cadbury creme egg ice cream

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tyleroakley:

tastefullyoffensive:

Rows: Jam, Honey, MarshmallowColumns: Crunchy, Nutella, Creamy

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL.

tyleroakley:

tastefullyoffensive:

Rows: Jam, Honey, Marshmallow
Columns: Crunchy, Nutella, Creamy

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL.

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rightsided:

This is exactly what happened.

rightsided:

This is exactly what happened.

(Source: thenewhotness, via lucifersassbutt)