Writer's Ramblings

Multi-fandom blog!

turianbatman:

Do you expect me to talk?
No, Ms. Bond. I expect you to die!

(via elmify)

dianasprinkle:

makanidotdot:

this is my only hypothesis

Totally legit.

genderoftheday:

Today’s gender of the day is: pug puppy being blow-dried

genderoftheday:

Today’s gender of the day is: pug puppy being blow-dried

(via lucifersassbutt)

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

(Source: chrisprattdelicious, via elmify)

itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.

…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

(Source: togifs, via lucifersassbutt)

My German Teacher (in German):

We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.

shadowstep-of-bast:

tomhiddllestop:

IF YOU LOVE WRITING BUT DON’T HAVE THE INSPIRATION FOR A 10-PART BOOK SAGA YOU SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SITE

IT’S INCREDIBLY HELPFUL AND CAN FOR INSTANCE GENERATE TOPICS AND FIRST LINES, CONTAINS LOADS OF EXERCISES AND YOU CAN FIND PLENTY OF WRITING TIPS.

BLESS YOU I LOVE YOU OH MY GODS I’VE NEEDED THIS

(Source: noshitloki, via cookiekhaleesi)

bookgeekconfessions:

I wanted to double check that “The Cherry on Top” was a short novel or novella and I found this on uphillwriting.org. I think it’s very informative and hopefully you guys will find it useful!

(Source: uphillwriting.org, via characterandwritinghelp)

fangirlabouteverythingever:

itseasytoremember:

tronjavolta:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

fastcompany:

"It’s not dead. It’s resting."
Read More>

That is an ex-parrot.

He has ceased to be.

He has expired and gone to meet his maker

He’s probably pining for the fjords

No, no… he’s stunned

fangirlabouteverythingever:

itseasytoremember:

tronjavolta:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

fastcompany:

"It’s not dead. It’s resting."

Read More>

That is an ex-parrot.

He has ceased to be.

He has expired and gone to meet his maker

He’s probably pining for the fjords

No, no… he’s stunned

(via curiosity-killed-katz)

lightandwinged:

kittyboops:

jaraxxus:

Weird Al made a shitty song better.

OH MY GOD YES. THANK YOU! I loved the original beat, HATED the original lyrics. Finally a version of the song easily purchasable without any of the rape culture BS.

Shit, I’d love this even if the original WASN’T complete shit. 

Weird Al, thank you for always writing the actual soundtrack to my life.

(via curiosity-killed-katz)