#professor hottie (via drunktuesdaze)
UHM i’m going to be needing a comprehensive list of all the sections he teaches in.
Greek & Roman professor Derek Hale. Read Latin poetry to me, Dr. Hale. Talk dirty to me about the role of centuriation in land distribution and the use of sidescan sonar in Mediterranean maritime archaeology.
Dr. Hale: his reverse is just as well-preserved as his obverse if you know what I mean.
Dr. Hale: if you’re late to his class, he snarkily calls you Ulysses and finds himself secretly hilarious.
YOU GUYS STOP I’M CRYING. NO WAIT DON’T STOP EVER TELL ME MORE I LIKE CRYING.
(Source: ultraviiolett, via howlnatural)
au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport
(Source: hamamael, via saltpeter-pins-and-puns)